A smart blonde

A blonde walks into a New York City Bank and asks for the loan officer.

She says she is going to Europe on business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says he will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a brand new Porche parked out the front of the bank.

With the title and paper work all checked out, the bank agrees to accept the car as security for the loan.

The loan officer drives the new Porche into the bank's underground garage and park's it there.

Two week's later the blonde returns, repays the $5,000's she loaned, and $15.40 interest that accumulated. The loan officer approaches the blonde and says
"We here at the bank are very happy that this transaction has worked out, but while you were away, I checked you out, and I'm a little puzzled. I found out that you are a multi-millionare. What puzzles me is why you would bother to borrow $5,000.

The blonde replies,
"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

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