Common sense

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it is going to cost a man per minute.

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro",then what is the opposite of progress?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil comes from?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked When someone threw a gun at him?

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but Dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they All still working?

Why no one has ever complained that their parachute did not open?

"What book do women like the best?" "Her husband's cheque book."

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