Doesn't it get confusing ?

An girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children??" asks the council worker.
"10" replies the girl.

"10 ???" says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and...Wayne"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the bird. "It's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAAAAYNE, YER DINNERS READY or WAAAAAAYNE GO TO BED NAAAAAH!!" and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" asks the perturbed council worker.

"That's easy" says the bird........... "I just use their surnames".

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