Fishing for a Week

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off.

A week later he returns. His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?"

"Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."

"Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box

About two cute babies........
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man "Aren't they cute, what is their names?" The man giving the lady an angry look replied "I don't know". The lady asked again "which is a boy and which is a girl".

The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know". The woman then started to scold the man "What kind of a father are you ?". The man replied "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company...

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