Intelligent men

Queen Elizabeth the II invited Al Gore, the former Vice President at the Buckingham Palace.

Al Gore for his part asked a question to the Queen about the politics instead of horse racing because she knows the names of the horses better than her loyal Ministers.
He asked to Her Majesty: Queen mam what's the secret behind the success of all your long and intelligent rule in England?
Queen asked Mr Gore to wait and rang Tony Blair and asked: Tony this is your Queen speaking. Your Dad and Mum got a baby that's neither your sister nor your brother who's it?
Tony replied instantly: Why Mam it's me.
Queen said without a pause "correct".
Then told Al Gore that did you see you need to have such intelligent people around you to rule successfully.

Then poor Al nodded his head as if he understod the meaning.

He went to US and asked his political foe George w. Bush the same question that the Queen asked to Tony Blair.

Al dialed President's personal telephone number at the white house and the call was received by George Bush.
Al first introduced himself and said - George I got a question if you could answer it.
George said by all means Al tell me what's it?
Al said George I heard this morning that your Dad and Mum got a baby but that is neither your sister nor your brother. Al asked to tell me who's it.
After hearing this surprising question George told Al that he would find out and call back him. Al agreed. George phoned his Ranch in Texas and asked whether the news was true? Then asked to his White House aides to find out who the folk was? Nobody got any clue. He phoned his Sectrtary of State Colin Powell and asked the same question. Mr Powell being intelligent person replied: Mr President its me that means that child is me-- your secretary of state, Mr President!he said.
Then George called back Al and said Mr Gore I got your answer.
Gore said go on. George said 'the baby is ..Colin Powell'!!

Al Gore said "wrong, its Tony Blair!!!!!

Now you see the American Intelligence.

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