Out of question

Man went to the chemist to buy one fourth Viagra.
Chemist said that it would be useless.
Man said, "I am 70, sex is out of question, I just want to stop peeing on my shoes".

summer vacation is longer
Nurse: Doctor, why the birth rate of twins kid is increasing day by day.

Doctor: This is only due to the world is so unsafe that the kids does not want to come alone.

Teacher: How can you proof that the expansion is due to hot and contraction is due to cold?.

Student: It is very easy to proof sir, summer vacation is longer than winter vacation.

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