Blonde and Taxi
Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?
A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00.

Maa..
Once a girl was drinking COKE; she suddenly discovered a fly in her drink & took it out. The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened its eyes, looked at the girl and said, ''MAaaaa'' The girl was surprised and says to the baby fly, ''Main tumhari Maaa nahin hoon'' ''phir tune mujhe Maa kyun bulaya?'' The baby fly replied, '' Kyunki maine tumhari COKE se janam liya hai ''

The Blonde Hostess
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.

Doctor's exam
After completing his examination, the doctor took her husband aside. "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."

"Me neither, Doc." Said the husband. "But she's a good cook and the kids seem to like her.

Depends on what's in it for me
During a survey a women what asked to comment on what she thought about condom.
she replied "Depends on what's in it for me"

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