A Texas farmer

A Texas farmer goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an Australian farmer and gets to talk.
The Australian shows off his big wheat field and the Texas says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice that size!"
They walk around the ranch a little, and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle. The Texas immediately replies, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."
The conversation has died down when the Texas sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks the Australian, "What are those?"
The Australian replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

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