Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

(As you know there are three choices 1. Ask the audience , 2. Take half, half & 3. Phone a friend )

A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood.

His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a headache."

The man replied, "Is that your final answer"?

She said, "Yes."

He said. "Ok, then, I'd like to phone a friend."

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