Wine Expert

A guy,who calls himself the greatest wine expert of the world goes to a pub.
He ask the bar man"Give me '76."
The bar man goes inside wine store room, brings a bottle of wine, opens it"Sir,this is '76".
He drinks a little bit of wine and gets angry and scold the bar man," Are you trying to fool me,This is '77,not '76".
Bar man"sorry sir, we ran out of 76, so I gave you 77,that is the oldest we have. I am really sorry.but you know, you are really the greatest wine expert I ever saw in my life".
Hearing these words from the bar man, he forgives him,finish his bottle of wine and ask the bar man again"ok, since you ran out of '76, give me another bottle of '77."
The bar man goes to wine store again, brings a bottle of wine,opens it and give it the man"This is your '77, the best we have."
This time the man really really gets angry and throws the whole glass of wine one bar man's face,"I told you not to cheat,why are you trying to cheat me again, its 78 not 77."
The bar man" sorry sir, I went inside and checked it, its busy night today, we ran out of 77 too, so 78 was the best I could offer you,I am really sorry"
But the man keeps on using all the possible dirty words to the bar man.
There was a guy next to the man, he has been watching this wine expert since he came into the pub.he was really annoyed with this wine expert trying to show his expertist so he decides to teach him a lesson.He gives a bottle of liquid to the wine expert and asks him" so you are the greatest wine expert, tell me what it is"
The wine expert takes the bottle and drinks it." it is piss."
The man who gave the bottle says"yeah i know it is piss but I want to know which year".

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