World Cup fever

Two blokes take their seats at the World Cup final.
The first bloke notices an empty seat next to the second bloke-
"I can't believe there's an empty seat at the cup final!" he thinks, so he asks the first bloke about it.
"Ah," says the second bloke, "it was for my wife, but unfortunately she passed away, it's the first cup final I've been to without her."
"Oh mate, I'm really sorry," says the other bloke, "Could you not have asked a friend or relative to come with you instead?"
"Nah," came the reply, "They're all at the funeral"

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